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Columbian Devil's Breath

Damn I love Vice sometimes: "Demencia is probably one of the scariest people I have ever met. He smelled like a dead goat, played the flute like a faun, and would look you in the eyes in a way that gave you chills every time you happened to make eye contact. This guy comes from the deepest, darkest part of the Bogota crime world, the sort of folks you don't mess with under any circumstances. However, for a crackhead from hell, he is one verbose motherfucker. We were stuck in that tiny red car with him for over two hours just listening to him go on and on about a drug that can subdue you in minutes. If he wanted he could have drugged all four of us, stolen the car, taken the cameras, and probably raped me for good measure, and we would have deserved it for being so naive. I felt like taking the morning-after pill just for shaking his hand."

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