Slut-o-Meter says Elliot Spitzer is a -10% Slut

Oldie but goodie: Slut-O-Meter, a site that "evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without "safe-search" enabled." (Google vid explaining the original concept here). Given the salacious details about the now-former NY guv's V-Day romp -- hint: he bangs hookers -- I thought I'd run his name through the meter. Turns out he's a squeaky clean -10%. Why the negative number?

If you're wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you're not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We're not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.

So Google must be banging hookers, too?

Other folks at top of mind:

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Spitzer's three diamond whore): 0% [ed: this thing's broken]
• Paris Hilton: 84%
• Lindsay Lohan: 61%
• Steve Buscemi: 63.4%
• Steve Bryant: 4.35%

Damn I'm virtuous. Or this thing's broken. Also: Steve Buscemi's a man whore.