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  • TMZ to launch branded channel on MySpaceTV
    Says sites share demographics, but will only show two to three new clips per week, and those clips will have already aired on TMZ.com. Ummm...fail.
  • Background on DivX Stage6 shutdown
    Arrington gives good info on boardroom infighting, but pumps drama over the fact that the site still wasn't profitable. IOW, despite its success and relatively rosy future, Stage6 couldn't attract enough users to offset streaming costs (they had to download a plugin!), and its main source of revenue (a Yahoo toolbar) wasn't even part of the site's value prop. Ummm...fail.
  • Pakistan lifts YouTube ban
    Nothing to see here, curry on. Oh!
  • WGA ratifies new contracts
    Separated rights, residuals, distributor's gross.
  • Vid Startup TidalTV gets $15M funding
    Flash-based, Hulu-like service plans to open to public in March
  • Rocketboom's Know Your Meme series
    [via Waxy] In which they analyze themes within memes. I stopped watching Rocketboom literally a year ago, and it's good to see they've actually gotten better.

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  • Strike end in sight
    New WGA terms are here. The proposed contract says content made for online vids should cost at least $15,000 per minute, $300,000 per program, or $500,000 per series.
  • Netflix CEO: Consumers love buying set-top boxes
    In a WSJ interview, Hastings says consumers will buy set-tops if the content is compelling. As proof he cites the Wii, but that console offers a completely different value proposition. Smart man, bad analogy.
  • The New Yorker's Naked Campaign
    Caricatures of caricatures. Illustrator Steve Brodner draws the presidential candidates and discusses the race for the White House.
  • Aimee Mann's Christmas Trilogy
    Months-old mockumentary-style vids, recently reposted online, featuring Weird Al, Will Ferrell and Jon Krasinski looking quizzically into the lens (apparently searching for another talent beyond looking quizzically into the lens?). [via]
  • Top Gun Sweded
    The most non-crappy film uploaded to Filmmaking Frenzy's sweded film contest. Worth your time. Seriously.
  • YouTube decimates competition. Again.
    December was the highest vid-share traffic month ever, but at 33% share, Google's pretty much wrapped up the high-volume game.

Apologies President Sezer, but the EU says banning YouTube isn't compatible with something called "modernity."

Below, a PSA mashup of Ronald and Nancy Reagan. Ronnie: "Tonight, I can report to you that vice president George Bush smokes marijuana regularly."

Now showing 1-10 of about 350,000,000 results for "YouTube copyright problems"

Below, a clip from the 2nd episode of Fox's 1/2 Hour Comedy Hour.

Let Fox affiliates stream our shows? Only if they friend us on MySpace. Top 8, baby!

Below, why I avoid drinking in midtown Manhattan.

And the award for biggest head in the sand goes to...

Below, because I'm in the mood, the opening and closing credit sequence for old school detective show Mannix. Score by Lalo Schifrin, who also wrote the scores for Mission: Impossible, Bullitt and Dirty Harry, among other classic shows and movies.

Say hello to YouTube's little friend

See babe, toldja I don't need those little blue Viacom pills

Below, a Chet Baker compilation.

Naw dawg, you pronounce it "Yohst." I think it's Dutch for "suck it, YouTube"

Below, a high school orchestra covers DJ Shadow. That conductor is a dance commander!

Daily Links: Nooooobody expects the Fox comedy inquisition!

Below, Sean Hannity chats up Fox's new "1/2 Hour News Hour" and shows another laugh-free clip. The show apparently aired on Sunday. I didn't catch it, but here's a review from Alessandra Stanley at the New York Times.

Daily Links: I'd write a funny headline, but Carlos Mencia would steal it. Zing!

Below, a commercial for Moo & Oink (via), possibly using the same drum machine loop as this commercial for a mini-mall.

Daily Links: Good news, Senator, your candicacy video earned us $2 in producer rewards

Below, best use of a whiteboard ever.

Daily Links: Video on radio web sites? What are you, some kind of media whore?

Below, two dudes remind me why I'd rather be watching two girls. But the video games are awesome.

Daily Links: The Boy Scouts offer a merit badge for anti-piracy activities? Doesn't that interfere with the whole gay troop leader motif?

Below, how to anti-valentine.

Daily Links: That's mass with an M, your honor. "Mass" media pirates.

And now, a video of little superstar giving dance lessons. I believe in God only because it should be impossible to pack so much kitsch into such a tiny man.

Daily Links: When I say we're not like YouTube, I mean we are. Except for the money thing. Speaking of money...

Below, Tripod sings the video game lover song. "Baby I can't wait to start, it's just that the save points are so far apart."

Daily Links: YouTube now officially worth more than VaPoorize

Below, episode two of Shutterbug, a show about a talent agency for kids, created by the dudes at Human Giant. MTV will start running episodes of Human Giant soon.

Daily Links: No, we don't see any irony in the fact that videos from UnBox are now stuck in a set-top box. Next question.

Below, the infamous chase scene from Bullitt.

Daily Links: And the best part, Senator Stevens, is your Wal-Mart DVDs arrive through a series of tubes. Yes sir, big tubes. No trucks.

Below Amy Poehler as Dakota Fanning on SNL. Dakota: "In my defense, when I read the Cat in the Hat script I saw it as a metaphor for ethnic violence in Central Africa."

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Below, Star Trek meets Monty Python.

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Below, the making-of video for those LED scultptures that caused all the commotion in NYC this week.

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Off-Topic: Paul Auster should not exist

Via 3quarksdaily, this Bookforum article on fiction master and Park Slope pooba Paul Auster: "Paul Auster should not exist...Simply put, neither American writers nor American readers tend to go in for the kind of fiction that Auster has made his specialty, and it's unsurprising that Auster enjoys not just wide readership but also prestige internationally, particularly in France, that well exceeds his critical reputation in the United States."

I disagree. Auster's self-referential fiction, which is like Virginia Woolf's "caves of experience" on acid, has much in common with the ego-centric trajectory of modern media. Reality programming, The Truman Show, Lost, and behavioral advertising are just four examples of how contemporary entertainment/art/whatever flatters the self. Readers are attracted to these media forms because they want to believe everything is connected. Paul Auster -- and much of the work of his buddy Don DeLilo -- is the literary equivalent.

Daily Links: Ninjas Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

Below, the intro to Hawaii Five-O.

Daily Links: On the bright side, senator, the proles can't actually vote through YouTube yet

Daily Links: Webb rebuts idiocy with boredom, spits receipt from robot mouth

Today's video: Most folks remember jingles from local commercials. And now, god bless YouTube, you can remember jingles from other peoples' hometowns. Like this one, from Montgomery, Alabama. Where they have a furniture store. But it's really more of a mini-mall. Do the dance.

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Daily Links: I'm sorry, Mr. Baron, you'll have to put your Rocketboom back in your trousers, sir

Andrew Baron brags that Rocketboom brought in $250k in '06
Mine's bigger than yours, mine's bigger than yours, mine's bigger than yours.

Art Buchwald's self-made video obit is part of a NYTimes series called "The Last Word"
Jimmy "The Saint" Tosnia owned a business that made similar videos in the excellent crime film Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.

Hi-Def video makes porn stars look too, uh, real
"The biggest problem is razor burn."

Terms of service for nine video hosting sites compared (via Splashcast)
DoGooderTV, YouTube, Google Video, blip.tv, OurMedia, Internet Archive, Revver, Yahoo and Metacafe.

CNN Pipeline will be free all day Tuesday
Four unique channels of streaming news.

New York 911 will allow callers to upload video
New meaning for the word "cell" phone.

NBC's Passions, the first TV soap opera be shown online, has been canceled
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Revver now surfacing more popular recent videos
"We’ve moved from showing the videos with the most views of all time to the videos with the most views which have been published in the past 30 days."

Video: Visualizing social networks (via Data Mining)
FYI, social networks look a lot like cauliflower, fireworks and amoeba.

Nokia's videos about the future of cell phone design (via Fimoculous)
Damn you future, you're always full of techno music.

Fark is now on SuperDeluxe
Yay.

Today's video: On the 6th day, around close of business, the deity decided which evils to visit upon the world. Off limits: Harming people with your thoughts; Allowed: Hard winters, childhood cancer, and baby torture.

Daily Links: Networks battling for online viewership numbers

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And now, because it's making the rounds and looks so godawful cheesy, the original Star Wars trailer:

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