The Danny Diaries
Much as I hate to admit it, I love Danny Bonaduce. His VH1 reality series
"Breaking Bonaduce" was a masterpiece in the unscripted TV canon. Plus, his
current morning radio gig in the Los Angeles market with Adam Carolla on
97.1 FM keeps me from craving Howard Stern on satellite radio.
But alas I cannot recommend his new animated series from CBS Mobile, "Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach," which produces new episodes every two weeks on CBS.com, the network's wireless partners and the jillion different sites in the CBS Audience Network. The premise had promise: Given Bonaduce's well-documented troubles with the law, drugs and the rest of humanity, why not make him counsel the treasure trove of celebrities who seem to be following in his footsteps?
Pointedly satirical, nonsensical and scatological," "Coach" feels like a castoff from Heavy.com. The jokes are obvious, and don't have the zing of a show that goes after the same humor, Comedy Central's "Drawn Together." There's too much time devoted to pointless ancillary characters like Catchphrase the Cat and a mysterious conch shell (don't ask).
I want so much more from Il Duce, whose Marlboro-laced voice is perfect for animation. I dig the fact that he is in on the joke that he IS a joke. But maybe he doesn't translate well into animation given he is practically a cartoon in real life.
This post submitted by the confessional deputy editor of THR, Andrew Wallenstein


Steve Bryant has been covering online media for five years. He lives in New York. 

